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Beast
Messaging Off
[Restricted to Beast's friends]
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Interested In:
Dating Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jan 2004
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Hometown:
SoCal
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Beast's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/5000755
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Occupation:
Personal Trainer
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Affiliations:
ones where your fingerprints are taken
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What I enjoy doing:
Committment, Changing Myself, Helping Others, Dancing, blowjobs, Surfing, Hiking, Biking, blowjobs, Climbing, Your Pussy, Cat, Swimming, *blowjobs*, Free Food, blowjobs, Scaring Small Children, Flying, oh and blowjobs.
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Favorite Books:
Dirty ones, with AND without pictures.
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Favorite Movies:
The ones in the back of the video store, in that 'special' room YOU are always trying to peek into.
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Favorite Music:
That which girls can dance on a pole to, TURN ME ON TO SOMETHING NEW!
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Favorite TV Shows:
Sorry, I won't watch Reality with you. I am reality.
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About Me:
I'll make you laugh. Period. You had better bring the same to the table. Otherwise, be able to supplement yourself with an affinity for cooking, getting sweaty, going down, expertise with massage oils and "props", or have lots of money. Or an airplane. SEL or MEL.
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Who I Want to Meet:
A massage therapist. Or a hot chick who likes the power she derives from walking all over a guy barefoot. Any takers? I can and DO reciprocate. Chicks who go down, chicks who go up, and especially those who go "right here, diagonally!" Tall, short, skinny, curves, flat or shadow casting, it don't matter. Oh, you must not be afraid of the water.
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Savage Beast??? (well... please at
least try, he keeps coming over and
eating all my food.)
once you get by the scaly skin, the horns and
his somewhat predator teeth. And he doesn't
want this to get around, 'cause credibility is
huge in the beast world... but he prefers a
walk on the beach with someone special as
opposed to ravaging and pillaging like most
beasts. Don't tell him I clued you on this...
he'd just got all sloppy... and there ain't
nothing worse than a sloppy beast.
funny! His also a great guy to have
around, but watch out, he might bite
ya!
thinks that anything worth doing once,
is worth doing twice. And that
anything worth doing twice, is worth
doing to such apocalyptic, self-
destructive excess that it endangers
the lives of small children, streets
run red with blood, and foreign
governments crumble. He also like
kittens.
ass off! This has to be (on Feb 8th
at least) hands-down the funniest
profile on all of Friendster. And
ladies, don't be fooled. Paul is
really a sweetheart, he's just using
what shrinks call "Reverse
Psychology", ie "...if I make a
profile that will send most sane women
running for the hills in fear, they're
just SURE to want to get to know me!
Right?"